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PostSubject: A woman gets married.   Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:58 pm

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'

'Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband#10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God! I miss him!!!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!'

'Good,' said the lawyer, 'but, why?'

'Duh! You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!'

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PostSubject: Re: A woman gets married.   Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:31 am

roflmao

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PostSubject: Re: A woman gets married.   Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:40 am

LMAO

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PostSubject: Re: A woman gets married.   Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:05 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A woman gets married.   Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:27 am

that really made me chuckle
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PostSubject: Re: A woman gets married.   Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:25 pm

If i find some more i will post them. Yahoo
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PostSubject: Re: A woman gets married.   Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:00 pm

You must find more, that made me laugh!
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PostSubject: Re: A woman gets married.   Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:20 am

That was good....cheered me up...xxxx
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