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adrian
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PostSubject: Not another one.   Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:28 pm

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she was a married
woman.

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you 100 if you'll have sex with me."

The girl refused, so Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked
it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
husband. So she called her husband and told him the story.

Her husband said, "Ask him for 200 but pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his trousers down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his wife to
call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the husband calls and asked what
happened. His wife sounded out of breath when she answered the phone....


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"The bastard used 1 coins," the wife replied.

Too Funny
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PostSubject: Re: Not another one.   Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:31 pm

that was good . it made me laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Not another one.   Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:35 pm

Tell me when to stop.




A little girl is lost in Tescos. Security guy says 'What's your mum like?'

Girl replies 'big cocks and vodka!'


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PostSubject: Re: Not another one.   Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:38 pm

That will do for today i think.


Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is
to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom
Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."


So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and
Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see
you! Come on in for a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still
sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him
knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they
go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and
his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave,
who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies."

"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to
Rome.

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican when Dave
says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half
an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time
Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"


His boss looks up and says,t was the final straw - you and the Pope came out
on the balcony and the man next to me said,





"Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?"


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PostSubject: Re: Not another one.   Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:53 am

the married women one was better where do u get them from
have u got any more
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PostSubject: Re: Not another one.   Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:52 am

They where good....very very good liked the pound coin on....xxxx keep them coming...xx
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