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PostSubject: Jokes are us.   Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:49 pm

The Gas man knocks at little Johnny's house he answers the door wearing his mothers underwear smoking a joint an a can of Stella in hand the gas man asks "Is your mummy in"

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Three old boys are in the doctor's waiting room complaining about their various ailments. The first old boy starts off with:

"I'm 70 years old now and in the morning when I get up to take a not aloud it comes out like treacle....Sometimes takes me half an hour just to take a jimmy."

Second old boy joins in with:

"I'm 80 years of age and some mornings I'm so constipated it can take over an hour just to take a dump."

The third old fella listens to all this then says:

"You younguns dont know you're born, I'm 90 now and every morning without fail, 7 o'clock on the dot I not aloud like a racehorse and not aloud like an elephant!"

The other two give him a puzzled look and ask him what his problem is.

"The problem is I never not aloud wake up before 8!!"




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PostSubject: Re: Jokes are us.   Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:43 am

LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes are us.   Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:24 am

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes are us.   Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:24 am

didn't get that sorry...xxx
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