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PostSubject: Joke : Frog Loan ....   Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:19 am

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.


"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a 30,000 loan to take a holiday."



Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.



Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.



The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.



Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.



She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."



She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)




(its a real treat)



(a masterpiece)




(wait for it)





The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
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PostSubject: Re: Joke : Frog Loan ....   Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:36 am

hahaha i was singing it! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke : Frog Loan ....   Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:02 am

i always sing to this one......seen it many times before but always seem to sing...xxx
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