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PostSubject: Joke: Punishment in Heaven   Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:43 am

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
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PostSubject: Re: Joke: Punishment in Heaven   Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:03 pm

HAHA lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke: Punishment in Heaven   Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:29 am

I think that is shorter then the version of the joke I had seen before.

Mother Thresa dies and goes to heaven.

She is excited to get to eat with Jesus.

But he serves her a tuna sandwich.

She is disapointed.

Again she gets to eat with Jesus and thinks it will be better.

But being a guy Jesus serves her tuna again.

She is like so what are they eating in hell?

And he showes her and she sees they are having a big barbeque.

She is like I did all that sacrificing in life and they get to have barbeque.

Jesus replies, "Everybody knows it's not worth it to cook for just two people."
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PostSubject: Re: Joke: Punishment in Heaven   Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:33 am

:rofl:
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PostSubject: Re: Joke: Punishment in Heaven   Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:27 am

PMSL they where good....
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